Have Snark, Will Travel - Travel Photo Blog
Hilarious, silly and confounding travel photos, captioned for your snarky pleasure. Because travel is like life -- and life is often funny.
With some holidays behind us and some yet to come,
this snoozing figure seems to have a lesson for us:
If you’re going to drink…be sure to have a chair and table nearby.
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Photo taken at St. Hallett Wines in South Australia’s Barossa Valley
At the romantic Marandi Restaurant in Aruba,
a true chest of treasure stands guard by the entrance,
keeping track of all who came before.
(I can only assume that all who came before left pretty drunk.)
All the proof you need that Japanese people love Pembroke Welsh Corgis.
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My dog, Toby, at the Joullian Vineyards Tasting Room
in Carmel Valley Village, California
According to this Japanese mural, one of the keys to making fine sake is
the removal of your pants.
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Displayed outside of the SakeOne distillery in Forest Grove, Oregon
Taiwanese 7-Eleven: Bringing the pride of France to the heart of Asia.
Polygamy Porter, created by Utah’s first beer brewery,
is a fine pairing of Mormon doctrine and bottled booze.
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Photo taken by Spud Hilton,
travel editor of The San Francisco Chronicle
and blogger for Bad Latitude
Look closely and you’ll see an offering of wine made to the Virgin Mary.
Or in this case, a delicious glass of house-made sangria.
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Taken at Versailles Cuban Food in Encino, California
Photo by the irrepressible Kim Tracy Prince of House of Prince
Behold, the Beer-Rita.
A 12 oz. margarita topped off with a full bottle of Corona, this uniquely American invention captures the true spirit of this great country.
Right before said spirit topples right off the bar and falls soundly asleep.
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Photo taken at the Rib and Chop House in downtown Cody, Wyoming
At the Puli Brewery Factory, a distillery of xiaoshing (jhow-shing) rice liquor — and a popular bus-tour attraction — in central Taiwan’s Nantou County, you won’t need to sample the wares to discover what it feels like to be utterly blotto.
Climb into this delightful chamber, stumble your way along the slanted floor, and goggle at the optical-illusion wallpaper that’s been clawed by those who’ve already experienced the drunk…and found it wanting.
A visit here might just inspire you to give up booze. Or at the very least, the combination of booze and walking.
Behold, a drive-through liquor store in Port Lincoln, on South Australia’s Eyre Peninsula.
This fishing-industry town is home to the largest percentage of Australia’s billionaires…who quite clearly have no time to waste.
